Fasweglarp is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, capable beaver.

Fasweglarp created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasweglarp, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fasweglarp, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fasweglarp's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fasweglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red ants for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.