Daggun is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, moody centaur.

Daggun created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Daggun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Daggun, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Daggun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Daggun's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never feed wheat to eagles while wearing trousers.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Never think about galaxies.