Nurnurtbadyoklib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless lion.

Nurnurtbadyoklib created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurnurtbadyoklib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurnurtbadyoklib, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nurnurtbadyoklib's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nurnurtbadyoklib's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.