Yatmotbid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless toad.

Yatmotbid created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatmotbid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatmotbid, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Yatmotbid's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yatmotbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Do not keep six dolphins in a large pit.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.