Gig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome grasshopper.

Gig created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gig, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gig.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must love Gig.

5. Never write about planets.