Has is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humorless weasel.

Has created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Has, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Has, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Has' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Has' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Put Has first in all things.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near manatees while wearing violet shorts.

4. Do not keep nine badgers in a large pit.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Has.