Betfarpodnegvincebciss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering newt.

Betfarpodnegvincebciss created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Betfarpodnegvincebciss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Betfarpodnegvincebciss, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Betfarpodnegvincebciss' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Betfarpodnegvincebciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Worship no other gods but Betfarpodnegvincebciss.

5. Always help frogs.