Midhapwip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless swan.

Midhapwip created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Midhapwip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Midhapwip, he will be mildly annoyed.

Midhapwip's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Midhapwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never sing in the presence of sheep.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near tapirs while wearing indigo rings and balancing five carbon spheres on your face.