Cenflatbad Cinmiplap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic butterfly.

Cenflatbad Cinmiplap created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenflatbad Cinmiplap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cenflatbad Cinmiplap, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cenflatbad Cinmiplap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cenflatbad Cinmiplap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Hide if three gulls approach from the west.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not dye your hair black.