Fagcadsand Bifpoploop is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unselfish fish.

Fagcadsand Bifpoploop created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagcadsand Bifpoploop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fagcadsand Bifpoploop, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fagcadsand Bifpoploop's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fagcadsand Bifpoploop's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.