Tadhitjat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, contented lion.

Tadhitjat created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Tadhitjat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tadhitjat, he will torture you forever.

Tadhitjat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tadhitjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Never eat green fruit.