Nurtwatquimgem Flymatfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, two-faced weasel.

Nurtwatquimgem Flymatfeb created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtwatquimgem Flymatfeb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nurtwatquimgem Flymatfeb, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nurtwatquimgem Flymatfeb's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Nurtwatquimgem Flymatfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Worship no other gods but Nurtwatquimgem Flymatfeb.

5. Run away from blue seals, for they are unholy.