Hugrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, wise snail.

Hugrutt created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugrutt, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hugrutt, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hugrutt's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hugrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not kill moths.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.