Dodhugtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, boastful hyena.

Dodhugtonk created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodhugtonk, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodhugtonk, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dodhugtonk's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dodhugtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never feed melons to voles while wearing coats.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not take Dodhugtonk's name in vain.