Badsiddiss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous zebra.

Badsiddiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Badsiddiss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Badsiddiss, she will have a low opinion of you.

Badsiddiss' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Badsiddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue trousers.

2. Worship no other gods but Badsiddiss.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Never wear dresses.