Dutnillsanfun is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, emotional alligator.

Dutnillsanfun created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutnillsanfun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dutnillsanfun, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dutnillsanfun's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dutnillsanfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always obey Dutnillsanfun's priests.