Watmingan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered goose.

Watmingan created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Watmingan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Watmingan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Watmingan's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Watmingan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watmingan.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away from green dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.