Rullkar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered deer.

Rullkar created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullkar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rullkar, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rullkar's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rullkar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.