Stafrowbast is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil snake.

Stafrowbast created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafrowbast, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stafrowbast, she will come to you in dreams.

Stafrowbast's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Stafrowbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine horses in a large pit.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.