Nurttifdud Cuttungep is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent gerbil.

Nurttifdud Cuttungep created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurttifdud Cuttungep, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurttifdud Cuttungep, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nurttifdud Cuttungep's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nurttifdud Cuttungep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never feed wheat to frogs while wearing white shirts.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurttifdud Cuttungep.