Largwatven is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-assured human.

Largwatven created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Largwatven, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Largwatven, she will turn you into a rat.

Largwatven's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Largwatven's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Largwatven in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not keep three mice in a large pit.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never sprint near badgers.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.