Wotgubfum is a god.

She takes the form of a small, moody gerbil.

Wotgubfum created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotgubfum, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wotgubfum, she will turn you into a hamster.

Wotgubfum's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wotgubfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Wotgubfum in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not keep three pigs in a large pit.

5. Do not make images of living things.