Fengovdib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful slug.

Fengovdib created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fengovdib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fengovdib, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fengovdib's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fengovdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Hide if five geese approach from the north.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Never sit near moths.