Tadtanmut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered badger.

Tadtanmut created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadtanmut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tadtanmut, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tadtanmut's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tadtanmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near bats while wearing fawn tights and balancing eight platinum spheres on your chest.

3. Put Tadtanmut first in all things.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Hide if three whales approach from the north.