Vigcunbid is a god.
She takes the form of a small, caring
seal.
Vigcunbid created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vigcunbid, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vigcunbid, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Vigcunbid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Vigcunbid's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not wear lead on your body.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Do not kill badgers.
5. Never play with disobedient children.