Likweekop is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unselfish bat.

Likweekop created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likweekop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Likweekop, it will send minions to preach to you.

Likweekop's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Likweekop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white swans for they are unholy.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear cyan shorts.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Retreat if five rats approach from the south.