Yarjipyik Pagcep is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, capable deer.

Yarjipyik Pagcep created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarjipyik Pagcep, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarjipyik Pagcep, it will turn you into a sheep.

Yarjipyik Pagcep's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yarjipyik Pagcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarjipyik Pagcep.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.