Cidbidbissdod is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, irritating deer.

Cidbidbissdod created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbidbissdod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidbidbissdod, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cidbidbissdod's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cidbidbissdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near mites while wearing indigo dresses and balancing nine gold spheres on your neck.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cidbidbissdod.

4. Never feed pineapples to monkeys while wearing black shirts.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.