Mutlargsit is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, fussy parrot.

Mutlargsit created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Mutlargsit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mutlargsit, he will boil you in a big pot.

Mutlargsit's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mutlargsit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.