Tagfonlik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying crow.

Tagfonlik created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfonlik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tagfonlik, she will think nothing of it.

Tagfonlik's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tagfonlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.