Pitbidhat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ill-tempered wyvern.

Pitbidhat created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pitbidhat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pitbidhat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pitbidhat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pitbidhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat beans.