Gonbam Wipjopbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring hippopotamus.

Gonbam Wipjopbaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Gonbam Wipjopbaf, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gonbam Wipjopbaf, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gonbam Wipjopbaf's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gonbam Wipjopbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Do not chop down trees.