Parknulyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever human.

Parknulyarl created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parknulyarl, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Parknulyarl, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Parknulyarl's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Parknulyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Never wear turquoise corsets.

4. Do not take Parknulyarl's name in vain.

5. Never write about asteroids.