Gudtifspag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, astonishing armadillo.

Gudtifspag created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gudtifspag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gudtifspag, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gudtifspag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gudtifspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.