Biftofdin Ingjonvon Tikbommat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, contented warg.

Biftofdin Ingjonvon Tikbommat created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biftofdin Ingjonvon Tikbommat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Biftofdin Ingjonvon Tikbommat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Biftofdin Ingjonvon Tikbommat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Biftofdin Ingjonvon Tikbommat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Biftofdin Ingjonvon Tikbommat on top of all buildings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Biftofdin Ingjonvon Tikbommat loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat green fruit.