Fundantof is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, competent swallow.

Fundantof created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Fundantof, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fundantof, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fundantof's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fundantof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fundantof's name in vain.

2. Never wear blue skirts.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Run away from cyan goats, for they are unholy.

5. Always help dolphins.