Cedfligged is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, annoying duck.

Cedfligged created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedfligged, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cedfligged, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cedfligged's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cedfligged's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide from turquoise capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Never skip near ants.

5. Retreat if five swans approach from the east.