Yarkiptal is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak elephant.

Yarkiptal created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarkiptal, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yarkiptal, it will not care.

Yarkiptal's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Yarkiptal's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine seals approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never sit near mice.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat oranges.