Bossspagtal is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, charitable coyote.

Bossspagtal created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossspagtal, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bossspagtal, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bossspagtal's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bossspagtal's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four tapirs approach from the west.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help otters.