Viggovzanlipsabflisquill is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, generous deer.

Viggovzanlipsabflisquill created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Viggovzanlipsabflisquill, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Viggovzanlipsabflisquill, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Viggovzanlipsabflisquill's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Viggovzanlipsabflisquill's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Viggovzanlipsabflisquill.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.