Nibfatlat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered goat.

Nibfatlat created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibfatlat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nibfatlat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nibfatlat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nibfatlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms purple.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shave your head.