Jamflisyog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, quiet wyrm.

Jamflisyog created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamflisyog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jamflisyog, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jamflisyog's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Jamflisyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Jamflisyog on top of all buildings.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always wear green.