Hotsandmon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful fairy.

Hotsandmon created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hotsandmon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hotsandmon, he will be very unhappy.

Hotsandmon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hotsandmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must pray to Hotsandmon five times a day.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed melons to seals while wearing gray shorts.