Yamzig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful guinea pig.

Yamzig created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamzig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yamzig, it will curse you with boils.

Yamzig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yamzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not covet oxen.