Queegcadarf is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish fish.

Queegcadarf created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Queegcadarf, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Queegcadarf, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Queegcadarf's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Queegcadarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Do not listen to music.