Flabhinlogyarpfumceb is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain toad.

Flabhinlogyarpfumceb created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Flabhinlogyarpfumceb, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flabhinlogyarpfumceb, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flabhinlogyarpfumceb's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Flabhinlogyarpfumceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not keep three snakes in a large pit.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never wear violet ear rings.