Yakpagbass is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable
fly.
Yakpagbass created Asia three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yakpagbass, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Yakpagbass, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Yakpagbass' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Yakpagbass' Holy Commandments1. Run away if five grasshopers approach from the west.
2. Never think ill of sick mice.
3. Never think about chlorophyll.
4. Do not speak about nuts.
5. Never talk about fire.