Flabjabgut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, able pig.

Flabjabgut created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Flabjabgut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flabjabgut, she will send you a sign.

Flabjabgut's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Flabjabgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Flabjabgut on top of all buildings.

3. Erect six titanium sculptures of Flabjabgut on top of important buildings.

4. Never run near eagles.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.