Sagabnurboghadjenloop is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, capable snail.

Sagabnurboghadjenloop created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagabnurboghadjenloop, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sagabnurboghadjenloop, she will send you a sign.

Sagabnurboghadjenloop's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sagabnurboghadjenloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sagabnurboghadjenloop.

5. Respect your elders.