Flagmutmet is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish mouse.

Flagmutmet created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagmutmet, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flagmutmet, she will turn you into a worm.

Flagmutmet's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Flagmutmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the south.